Rats In The Gutter

Auckland, the Babylon of Australasia. Home to award-winning creatives/ aspiring Jezebels Sam Te Kani and Johanna Cosgrove. Join them as they navigate daily life in a gorgeous South Pacific necropolis here at civilization’s end. Not deterred in the least by back-to-back lockdowns and a shortage of worthwhile intimacies, Te Kani and Cosgrove barrel headfirst into themes and experiences any modern twenty-something will recognise. From finding love when every other guy is a flakey bisexual, to the ego disorders of our noted socialites, and minor takeout addictions.


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Recent Episodes
  • Recommended Protein
    May 5, 2025 – 46:25
  • Pillow Princess
    Apr 28, 2025 – 1:00:59
  • Maybe, That’s The Clit
    Apr 22, 2025 – 48:49
  • Put It In The Bag
    Apr 8, 2025 – 54:00
  • Labia to Linoleum
    Apr 3, 2025 – 57:35
  • The Unbearable Vices of Being
    Mar 26, 2025 – 55:54
  • Sabine Returns
    Mar 13, 2025 – 54:42
  • BUZZY
    Mar 7, 2025 – 51:05
  • LIGHT ON TOX
    Feb 27, 2025 – 45:59
  • CHARMING THE ADDER
    Feb 20, 2025 – 57:04
  • I VIBE (so what)
    Feb 14, 2025 – 57:54
  • CANTERBURY CAPRESE
    Feb 6, 2025 – 59:51
  • BIBLICAL TWINKS
    Feb 2, 2025 – 54:01
  • DIDDY'S LASERS
    Jan 29, 2025 – 50:10
  • ESOTERIC INFLAMMATION
    Jan 21, 2025 – 58:13
  • LITTLE PEEPS
    Jan 14, 2025 – 16:17
  • HEIRONYMOUS KWEEF
    Dec 24, 2024 – 1:00:27
  • RATS RECAP
    Dec 17, 2024 – 1:01:52
  • LAND OF THE FAT WHITE C**TS
    Dec 10, 2024 – 47:17
  • DEFYING FAGGOTRY
    Dec 3, 2024 – 1:00:34
  • REALITY IS THE GAG
    Nov 26, 2024 – 55:52
  • BLEEP BLEEP BLOP
    Nov 19, 2024 – 55:50
  • TAKE MY HUMP
    Nov 12, 2024 – 1:00:42
  • DAVID’S GOTTA GO
    Nov 5, 2024 – 57:07
  • KILL THE FAT CONTROLLER
    Oct 29, 2024 – 50:36
  • FIFTY SHADES OF FENTI
    Oct 22, 2024 – 56:42
  • BYO CIGARILLOS GIRLS
    Oct 16, 2024 – 56:05
  • FILLER ON THE ROOF
    Oct 8, 2024 – 56:12
  • RATS LIVE . . . AGAIN!
    Sep 29, 2024 – 44:46
  • FEATURING EMMA GLEASON
    Sep 3, 2024 – 56:23
  • ALLEGATIONS
    Aug 27, 2024 – 33:17
  • ELON MUSKS
    Aug 20, 2024 – 40:00
  • CUL DE SAC
    Aug 13, 2024 – 40:33
  • I CAN SEE YOUR (anal) HALO
    Aug 6, 2024 – 37:41
  • FRITTER ME THIS!
    Jul 30, 2024 – 39:22
  • SHOTS FIRED
    Jul 22, 2024 – 44:44
  • THE SHRILL SHRIEK I SHROKE
    Jul 16, 2024 – 42:25
  • BLUE HAIRED POLYCULE
    Jul 7, 2024 – 34:26
  • SMAUG
    Jun 30, 2024 – 41:25
  • SPIRITUAL FECAL SILT
    Jun 12, 2024 – 36:50
  • “Some people think global warming is a hoax, perpestrated by the Chinese. But I say, show me the receips! Because why would Xi Xin Ping wanna flood my basement and rust my Bowflex? To what end? Toooo what end?”
    Jun 5, 2024 – 55:15
  • GENDER FLUIDS
    May 29, 2024 – 45:46
  • GENDER NEUTRAL XENO-FLAPS
    May 20, 2024 – 35:43
  • MULTIPLE NDA’S
    May 11, 2024 – 27:29
  • HI, GAY
    May 4, 2024 – 40:38
  • STILL-LIFE RATS
    Apr 20, 2024 – 53:11
  • THE SHRILL ART OF FAILURE
    Mar 24, 2024 – 35:51
  • AWARDS SEASON
    Mar 15, 2024 – 36:42
  • KWISATZ HADERACH
    Mar 7, 2024 – 39:37
  • FUSCHIA SPACE DEBRIS
    Mar 2, 2024 – 37:20
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