The Lars Resort

A haven for football chat, hot takes and cool breeze.

Recent Episodes
  • Episode 113: Hyped for Nouhou
    May 5, 2025 – 01:03:50
  • Episode 112: Best young players in the world with Tor-Kristian Karlsen
    Apr 14, 2025 – 01:49:05
  • Episode 111: Mark the date
    Apr 7, 2025 – 01:00:14
  • Episode 110: Is the season bad?
    Apr 3, 2025 – 00:53:23
  • Episode 109: Bring back Deuce
    Mar 24, 2025 – 01:04:26
  • Episode 108: Newcastle win something, Tuchel's first squad, and next season's Forest
    Mar 18, 2025 – 01:06:05
  • Episode 107: Losing games is bad
    Mar 10, 2025 – 01:00:07
  • Episode 106: The Disgusting Brothers
    Mar 3, 2025 – 01:05:36
  • Episode 105: The resort from a resort
    Feb 17, 2025 – 01:06:22
  • Episode 104: Transfer window round-up and good vibes at the Emirates
    Feb 5, 2025 – 00:56:31
  • Episode 103: Try again. Fail Again. In the exact same way.
    Jan 27, 2025 – 00:56:57
  • Episode 102: Turkish delight with Andy Brassell
    Jan 24, 2025 – 00:35:06
  • Episode 101: The Re-Moysening, and Arsenal anxiety
    Jan 13, 2025 – 01:00:17
  • Episode 100: Ruben rallies, Ange is angry
    Jan 6, 2025 – 00:49:57
  • Episode 99: The Fulham episode with Archie Rhind Tutt
    Dec 28, 2024 – 01:03:12
  • Episode 98: A party in the exhaust port
    Dec 1, 2024 – 00:35:54
  • Episode 97: Hot numbers, big takes
    Nov 21, 2024 – 00:58:59
  • Episode 96: Ten Hag departs
    Oct 28, 2024 – 01:04:49
  • Episode 95: Killing Peter softly
    Oct 2, 2024 – 00:57:40
  • Episode 94: The right kind of aggro
    Sep 23, 2024 – 00:36:59
  • Episode 93: The right amount of Moyes
    Sep 16, 2024 – 00:40:31
  • Episode 92: Like Steely Dan
    Sep 2, 2024 – 01:09:48
  • Episode 91: Creative tension can be good
    Aug 25, 2024 – 00:29:00
  • Episode 90: No lessons have been learned
    Aug 21, 2024 – 00:29:56
  • Episode 89: Previews, predictions and Peter
    Aug 15, 2024 – 01:41:07
  • Episode 88: Dutch manoeuvres
    Jul 30, 2024 – 00:54:30
  • Episode 87: Why go home when you can go to Spain?
    Jul 15, 2024 – 00:34:46
  • Episode 86: Are you Italy in disguise?
    Jul 11, 2024 – 00:26:29
  • Episode 85: Spain dismantle the doomsday device
    Jul 10, 2024 – 00:28:14
  • Episode 84: Not good, but less bad
    Jul 7, 2024 – 00:36:01
  • Episode 83: Goals optional
    Jul 5, 2024 – 00:25:28
  • Episode 82: The fun is back! (feat. Andy Brassell)
    Jul 2, 2024 – 00:31:42
  • Episode 81: The cult of Vegas Elvis
    Jul 2, 2024 – 00:26:31
  • Episode 80: The possum lives!
    Jun 30, 2024 – 00:25:53
  • Episode 79: Into the knockouts we go
    Jun 30, 2024 – 00:30:04
  • Episode 78: Group stage check-in and knockout preview with Peter
    Jun 29, 2024 – 00:59:34
  • Episode 77: Mayhem in Tbilisi
    Jun 27, 2024 – 00:28:52
  • Episode 76: French boo-boo, English doo-doo
    Jun 25, 2024 – 00:30:06
  • Episode 75: Isn't someone going to kick this man?
    Jun 24, 2024 – 00:22:39
  • Episode 74: Curse? What curse?
    Jun 23, 2024 – 00:18:01
  • Episode 73: Mostly just a curse dispenser at this point
    Jun 22, 2024 – 00:19:59
  • Episode 72: Dark horse redemption!
    Jun 21, 2024 – 00:24:06
  • Episode 71: So much bad
    Jun 20, 2024 – 00:34:36
  • Episode 70: The b-word
    Jun 19, 2024 – 00:21:35
  • Episode 69: A pleasing amount of chaos
    Jun 18, 2024 – 00:17:50
  • Episode 68: Dark horse lasagna (feat. Andy Brassell)
    Jun 17, 2024 – 00:35:48
  • Episode 67: England get away with it, Denmark doesn't
    Jun 16, 2024 – 00:23:46
  • Episode 66: A different Spain?
    Jun 15, 2024 – 00:19:20
  • Episode 65: Auf gehts!
    Jun 14, 2024 – 00:17:21
  • Episode 64: Predictions
    Jun 12, 2024 – 00:30:34
Recent Reviews
  • JFPIV89
    Great Content
    Lars is one of my favorite commentators.
  • ReviewWriter0110
    Great Show
    Lars provides great discussion & analysis of football in a fun format. I greatly enjoy listening as soon as the episodes are released.
  • kimbobo722
    Lars Rules
    Exceptional solo and as a guest. And as an author. Super knowledgeable and pragmatic. Also keeps it light and self deprecating. Top ⚽️ pod for sure
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