Botched: A D&D Podcast

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A group of friends get together to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons, armed with loose morals and a questionable understanding of the rules.

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  • Tal'Shee
    A great show
    Wonderful!
  • MultiColoredMind
    Such a fun podcast! Makes me love DND
    I was never into DnD until I came across this podcast, the SCP/DND crossover is the perfect combination! The guys are so funny. Dennis is a PERFECT dm with his dry humor and sarcastic comments. Phil, Tristan, and Steve really make the show immersive with characters they commit to completely. (The voices and names are always on point!) I recommend this show to anyone who loves a good story with some fun moments!
  • ShForrest
    Congratulations on the 400th
    Give it a chance if you like D&D These guys (and gal that plays guys) are awesome. I have laughed, I have cried, I have listened to this podcast. None of those things are related. Please still punch Tristan, even though I wrote a review. Five stars.
  • Lieut. Gump
    Having a blast listening.
    These people sound like they are having the most fun recording. They have great characters like Skrothor, Yokkish, and Boof. I highly recommend looking for the archives and listening to earlier seasons. It’s not necessary but we’ll worth the time. Keep up the good work.
  • N64Josh
    The Sherif is in Town
    Currently on the show and having a great time
  • Apophis101
    Best dnd podcast ever!
    I have listened to Botched since the start of season one, and it has aged like a five dollar wine…. Keep up the good work gang!!!
  • Possum Pocket
    A missile kicking good time!
    This is easily the most entertaining podcast that I have found so far! All of the players do a fantastic job, and Dennis is okay. Keeps me up laughing on my commutes after long night shifts.
  • Stocked
    Breath-Taking
    Behold, beloved beings, the brilliant and barmy Botched podcast, bursting with banter, bravado, and boisterousness. By bringing their brand of bohemianism to Dungeons and Dragons, these bumbling but brave players create a bizzare world that's both beautiful and bonkers. From the beginning, Botched is bountiful with belly laughs and bad jokes, but also a bond that's palpable between players. Even when things go badly, the players remain buoyant, bouncing back from bad rolls and bad decisions with a boldness that's nothing short of inspiring. But what really sets Botched apart is the way these players build a story together. Brimming with beasts, battles, and bizarre scenarios, this world is brought to life by their boundless creativity. They're not afraid to be bold, to take chances, and to make bold moves that shake up the story and leave everyone breathless. Through it all, Botched remains a beacon of beauty and brilliance, a celebration of the boundless human spirit and the beauty of adventure. So, if you're looking for something bold and breathtaking, something that will leave you feeling both blessed and bewildered, then give Botched a listen. Because in a world that can often be bland and boring, this podcast is a brilliant burst of bliss that's not to be missed.
  • Rob Kristoffer$en
    A Solid D
    I’ve listened to a fair amount of D
  • Girk Turkey
    Lose a limb laughing
    Big fun with Big eejits.
  • Daloope1
    A MOST GLORIOUS FUSTERCLUCK
    Botched is, bar none, the most fun I have ever had with D&D. Be prepared; you will laugh. You will cry (with laughter). And you will DEFINITELY be surprised. Repeatedly. (Seriously, some of their plans are absolutely off the wall insane, but I wouldn’t want it any other way.)
  • ChrisiteLynn
    My favorite distraction
    No matter what mood I start in when I listen, I wind up laughing. Absurd and easy to dive in no matter where you pick up. My favorite parts are when the whole team melts down laughing.
  • Kdehner
    The Missile Kicking Dwarf
    I love you guys! I will never forget Philip rolling a botch to missile kick a door and breaking both his legs then some how fashioning himself legs out of some old broken crates! Keep up the great work!
  • Mommabeans26
    A proper’s handbook
    This podcast is basically the blueprint for what the zombie apocalypse will be like. I have learned all of the things i will need and relationships that i must build in order to survive. The stories have obviously taken meticulous planning and thought. The end is nigh sheeple! Get on board with Botched and be prepared. None of that’s true. These people are the funniest people on the planet and make me laugh so hard! VIVA LA PEEBERS!!!!
  • shkscutsjjxejdrh
    Concerning
    I’ve been listening to Botched for a while now and am finally caught up. This show is concerning and hilarious and I’d recommend listening through older seasons. Not sure what to expect? My ears have been vomited in and yours will be too. I definitely considered buying a timeshare in the Northwest
  • GrumpyPlatypus
    The drunken gods of podcasts
    This podcast has continued to make me laugh no matter how many times I listen through. 10/10 recommend to people ready to cry laughing.
  • Smittyry17
    5 stars
    I thought I wrote one a long time ago. But I recall finding this show on the dnd Reddit. Back on season one. I downloaded 3 episodes that were open…. Let’s just say a lot of vomit! Each season has been great and I love all the different stuff they have done over the years. 5 stars! Just… don’t let the missile kick doors.
  • ImBadKAS
    Amazing show!
    Amazing people with amazing humor. Good stuff!
  • Allybug21
    Love!
    Absolutely incredible 🥰
  • Steves’s Grandma
    Best of the Worst
    D
  • lickwiner
    Been binging this for like two months now
    I discovered botched after some friends wanted to try D&D so I figured what could be better than the drunk version of it. Through all the excessive vomiting and bullying of Phil you get to see people play as murder hobos and do fun accents, Dennis works great as a dm and makes interesting worlds while keeping it fun for listeners, Tristan with his absurd characters and hilarious interactions, Austin with his awesome voice acting and great characters, Phil as being the friend everyone bullies and picks on but he still keeps it fun and awesome even though he is Italian, and then there’s some other guy named John or something like that. If you are looking for a fun podcast with some wacky situations then this is the one to go for.
  • Thomasbabb
    Not Gilligan’s island
    Thought this was a Gilligan's island thing but it wasn’t 5 stars
  • AceFurry83
    Adequately Funny
    Are you looking for a good D&D podcast? Well, this ain't it. What this is is an adequately good adventure with a group of friends that will make you feel part of the group. The characters are hilarious if you're a fan of Adult Swim or Rick & Morty. but overall, you come from a good time and it mostly doesn't disappoint. This podcast is like expecting the Pittsburgh Penguins and getting the Washington Capitals instead--it's okay and it's better than Philadelphia but there's still a small sense of disappointment. Subscribe today and enjoy!
  • WrexNeffecT
    May the ranch be with you
    The Botched crew run my favorite type of dnd campaign: off the rails half the time and the other half of the time creating modern solutions for modern problems such as the meth addled child cannon fodder. Obviously not kid friendly but definitely hilarious. If I could give 10 stars I would.
  • Latitude One
    Wicker Sex Swings for All
    A passable substitute for therapy or salvia, whichever you need more.
  • Bread2287
    Hit that subscribe button!
    These guys are so funny. Love to see how they have evolved. Not kid friendly, but who likes kids anyways? Love Bread2287
  • BakingMamaof3
    Can’t remember the last time I’ve laughed so hard
    Absolutely NOT kid friendly, but I’ve doubled over laughing at my desk. Like can’t breath, tears coming, sides hurting laughing. The disgusting side tracks they take get pretty weird. Listening to these guys makes me miss my D&D days.
  • UnbreakableKahuna299
    Murder Hobos
    This show has easily been my favorite podcast to listen to. The voices, the story, the MURDER HOBOS! I love this show and recommend it to everyone I know. Listened to the whole back catalog in less than a month. Keep it up guys. And as always, when you are all caught up on botched and your life spirals into darkness scream Botched upload faster.
  • dude yeahidk
    This is so involved
    I work with Tristan and he is a five star man—therefore this is a five star podcast.
  • Witterfritter
    The Only Good Thing I've Ever Gotten from Tinder...
    I found the World's Most Okayest DM on Tinder, which led me to listen to this Podcast. I hate myself for how much I love Botched, because it's completely immature and wild, but I laugh every time. It's hilarious, and I can't help but laugh at Phil laughing at his own jokes! The adventures are excellent and the characters they create are oddly loveable. I've used this show as my anti-depressant for over a year now and it's going pretty well! Keep up the okay work.
  • giraffe with a necktie🦒
    This podcast is the best!
    I have listened to every episode and I love it!!
  • D_____g
    I like these guys more than Nerd Poker
    I listen to every episode of Botched as soon as it comes out, but I’m about 30 episodes behind on Nerd Poker. These guys are at the top of my podcast queue at all times. Keep up the good work folks.
  • Gozer_music
    Magnificent!!
    These guys do such a top notch job. Consistently hilarious original content, easy to listen to, appeals to a wide audience demographic. I listen to episodes on my way into work and they always put a smile on my face. Keep it up gents!
  • Jmob466
    Big time fan, likes totes Ma-Goats
    I do adore listening to podcasts while at work, and this one is awesome. It has the laughs, it has the character development, the DMing in all seasons is superb and on top of all that, the sound quality is, as bubbles from trailer park boys would say, “DECENT!” I have a great time listening, and even though I’m only in season 3, I can’t wait to finish off what’s out and then listen to what’s to come. Good show, ol’ chaps, keep up the proper work 👌🏻
  • CodeNeuf
    It’s a DOOR!
    I found this podcast and listened to some of S3EP33. I decided to go back to S1EP1 and have been binge listening to the series. I hear people playing a great game with twists and turns and laughing all the way. Love it! Update May 12th, 2020: Watching the behind the shower curtain live show episodes 1 & 2 for season 5 on twitch. Drift the ship and full burn!
  • ConallLebowskihouse
    So glad I found this.
    I just started listening and I’m only on the first season but this podcast is great. They’re clearly having a great time and aren’t afraid to take incredible risks that are barely thought out. I’ve been listening to “Nerd Poker” for years and this is a totally different flavor, but equally good.
  • NeedHelp25
    Fantastic Storytelling!!
    I’m absolutely hooked. I just started listening- on S4E1- and was immediately impressed by the quality of the Dungeon Master. The opener of the episode is brilliantly constructed, and straight to the point. The reality is established efficiently, and the acting is lovely. I recommend this show to you if you enjoy TTRPG podcasts and are looking for a TTRPG podcast with its own strong mix of intense and high-quality flavors. This is a good podcast and you should listen to it. -Aiden Kinsella, Sinister Parent Company
  • J - Ocean
    The greasy goose is lose
    The absolute best.
  • kitchenaidefleshlight
    I love
    this show
  • Darkzerofusion83
    Amazing
    Truly an amazing podcast can’t get enough of the continuous character changes
  • moonwolfnsc
    It's so awesome I am jelly.
    I love this podcast! It is funny and entertaining. I have been playing table top RPGs for over 27 years. I am currently without a group, because their are no table top gamers I know of in the area. I am going through withdrawls for a good game. This podcast fills that need. The adventures are fun and the players and their characters are great. The DM is great. I am drawn in and feel like I am part of the group. I have to say these guys are geeks after my own heart, I love the light hearted banter it makes me wish I could be a part of it. Thanls for being a bright spot in my week. Tedward is the best! Oh I almost forgot, when can I get some pocket gerbil merch?
  • shrugsalotbear
    Fun times!
    I started about 3/4 through season 1. I immediately restarted from the very beginning. I’ve suggested this podcast to just about everyone I know.
  • IAG_Quake
    Take my stars, please!
    Just signed up for the monthly patreon episodes and could not be more excited! The only podcast I know that makes me consistently “LOL”.
  • WaffleBreakfast
    Botched in the good way
    I have never seen such idiocy, and people so happy about dying multiple time over.
  • Betamonkey1
    Love this Podcast!
    I’ve been listening and binging this for a while, and I love every episode, from Pototo to cat man dude, to a flying double kick (and some accidents therein) all the way to insane asylums and occasional Spaaace Viiikings (with the tyurtyles) I cant wait until I get to listen every week!
  • AskedCentaur
    Listen you will laugh
    If your looking for a hardcore, adventure league style d&d podcast, this isn’t it. But if you want to laugh uncontrollably and still have an awesome narrative, this is the podcast for you. I made the mistake of listening to these guys at work, and I ended up on the ground crying, laughing myself horse. My coworker thanks you guys for giving him a heart attack.
  • Genralzekelee
    Love you guys
    I’ve been listening to you guys for years now and always look forward to your weekly release, I’m from Montrose PA and now live in NH north of mount Washington and love your crazy shenanigans.
  • Sub-Master Bean Shucker
    All hail the beer baby demon!!
    After finding a unlabeled tape of botched podcast, I was put under the influence of the beer baby demon to subscribe and become a devote cult follower of their devil worshipping "D.N.D.". After being a devote follower for many a year, i was finaly invited into the fat folds that is the botched house at the anual cult meeting, and it was glorious. would listen to again, and again, and again, and agai......
  • joehess90
    Favorite podcast
    Love botched, usually listen on my way to work makes the bus ride go faster. I usually get looked at because I cannot hold in my laughter
  • HottieMctottie29
    Oh my nut
    This is my favorite podcast of all time. I wait every week for a new episode. These guys make me laugh out loud so hard that I’ve had trouble breathing at times (which isn’t new because my fat butt is out of shape. Like I get winded walking to my car for work, so it’s really nothing too impressive to get me out of breathe but you get where I’m going). 5/5 stars all the way. I’ve told all my friends (all 2 of them) to listen to this podcast since I’ve started. I was even inspired by one of their characters for one of my own at my bachelor party one-shot. Best podcast, hands-down.
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